A while ago I was asked by a friend what it feels like to die and if people suffer. At the time I didn’t know the answer. One month on and I’m still no closer to it. Hopefully this provides some closure for people who have lost friends and loved ones recently…… the heat is [...]
You’ve gotta love Facebook, not only has it helped us get in touch with friends we’ve missed over the years, given us a chance to kill countless hours while on call (or in some/most cases waiting for the work day to end) and assured us that we are “the 3rd most likely to succeed as [...]
Yes, this one is going to be a rant I’m afraid …. and a rather nasty one ……
So I was in-line at the local polyclinic (mustawsif) attempting (3rd attempt) to get a doctor to sign my swine flu form (the irony ….. a doctor waiting in another doctors waiting room, and I wasn’t even sick) [...]
Like most things in life a real one is hard to fake and is usually reciprocated regardless of the occasion. It takes 17 muscles to make a really wide, appealing smile (called a Duchenne smile, usually involving the cheek muscles and squinting of the eyes) and therefor requires alot of practice.
The smiles we now use [...]
Yes, a boring sex ed. post ….. apologies ……
Tis the summer and we are all in heat, and this while being largely accepted as a good thing (who wouldn’t enjoy a roll in the hey once or twice a week with their loved one or “special friend” or “paid partner” or “friend who always gets [...]
Apologies for the bad grammar, I’ve lost my grasp of the English language lately ……
Oh and if you hate the damn thing you can blame her for inspiring me to write this drivel …….
Modern society (not just our rather silly excuse for one) is rife with it and despite the relatively high marriage rates [...]
Not really a post more like a showcase of one of my favorite contemporary writers and a woman after my own heart. You’ll also notice that I’ve changed the theme to something that looks a little like the original theme the site started off with (aptly named “Doc”). You can blame plastic for the face [...]
Before people start denying it, 99% of those of us will pee pees and 71% of those of us with hoo hoos have done it and no I’m not talking about trying smoking, weed or booze, I’m talking about masturbation ….. which is why I think that the other respective 1 and 33 percent are [...]
Sorry if this article seems a little too much. It was very hard to write simply because I’m straight and have very rarely had the privilege of writing about the gay community. Not that they ever need defending …..
“It’s a real disease, they should all be burned that way there’ll be no gays. Think about [...]
One of my dummer posts. Doesn’t really work. Tried to write it a couple fo ways. You needn’t read on unless interested.
Its a diseae that can turn Patrick Sawze to this:
What can kill 7.6 million people a year? Cancer is almost an almost god-like disease. It’s mysterious (we’ve attributed everything from deodorant (false) to chemicals, [...]
A while ago I was asked by a friend what it feels like to die and if people suffer. At the time I didn’t know the answer. One month on and I’m still no closer to it. Hopefully this provides some closure for people who have lost friends and loved ones recently…… the heat is [...]
You’ve gotta love Facebook, not only has it helped us get in touch with friends we’ve missed over the years, given us a chance to kill countless hours while on call (or in some/most cases waiting for the work day to end) and assured us that we are “the 3rd most likely to succeed as [...]
Yes, this one is going to be a rant I’m afraid …. and a rather nasty one ……
So I was in-line at the local polyclinic (mustawsif) attempting (3rd attempt) to get a doctor to sign my swine flu form (the irony ….. a doctor waiting in another doctors waiting room, and I wasn’t even sick) [...]
Like most things in life a real one is hard to fake and is usually reciprocated regardless of the occasion. It takes 17 muscles to make a really wide, appealing smile (called a Duchenne smile, usually involving the cheek muscles and squinting of the eyes) and therefor requires alot of practice.
The smiles we now use [...]
Yes, a boring sex ed. post ….. apologies ……
Tis the summer and we are all in heat, and this while being largely accepted as a good thing (who wouldn’t enjoy a roll in the hey once or twice a week with their loved one or “special friend” or “paid partner” or “friend who always gets [...]
Apologies for the bad grammar, I’ve lost my grasp of the English language lately ……
Oh and if you hate the damn thing you can blame her for inspiring me to write this drivel …….
Modern society (not just our rather silly excuse for one) is rife with it and despite the relatively high marriage rates [...]
Before people start denying it, 99% of those of us will pee pees and 71% of those of us with hoo hoos have done it and no I’m not talking about trying smoking, weed or booze, I’m talking about masturbation ….. which is why I think that the other respective 1 and 33 percent are [...]
Greetings everyone and welcome to Kill.thatdamnpatient.com. A collection of drivel for which I sincerely apologize. Please keep the hate mail to the minimum and note that the whole damn thing is tagged NSFW and not for anybody under the age of 18 (or in the case of the immature-majority under 25). The whole thing is supposed to be funny and very much tongue in cheek so no need for tears people.
