Roxannne …… Put on the Red Light…….*
I wasn’t going to post this originally and expect a rather negative response ….. for the most part many of you will think I’m being sexist, making fun of women or mean to degrade them …… this is largely untrue …. I’m only shedding some light on a topic rarely discussed and have the utmost respect for most people regardless of their gender …..
Some days most days I wish I was him …..
Hookers, whores and call girls ……. perhaps I can sympathize with them because my calling involves largely the same hardships; we both work odd hours, are subjected to a fucked up system with rude and crude clientele or patients and rarely (if ever) get any thanks for it. Infact for the most part both medical staff and prostitutes get named and shamed in the papers regularly despite the best efforts of many working in their respective indutry(ies).
Like working for the Ministry of Health, prostitution subjects workers to violent people, those who are lurid and ofcourse the scorn of society for what is viewed as wrong, perverse, arrogant and generally rancid task that ought to be banned or at least regulated. And prostitution holds the same false stereotypes as healthcare does in terms of economic yield as everyone assumes that you’re making a boat load of cash …….. No I don’t drive round in a Bentley ……. and yes my daddy promised me I’d be rolling in it once I got through medical school ………. It’s been a while and the money still hasn’t started rolling in ……
Despite what most people think and the moral views held by our society prostitution is infact on the rise and although I have absolutely no data to support this a trip to your local casualty coupled with a 3 day trip to any given Dubai/Bahraini hotel would argue in my favor far better than any statistics ever could (and before you ask I’ve yet to pay for sex …… although it’s been a while ……. maybe I should book that room at the Grosvenor …… oh wait my salary means I can’t afford it ….. damn ….. wish I taught English lit. ….. at least I’d enjoy teaching kids Bukowski and getting slammed by the Students Union for it ….. ).
Ofcourse our fair ladies of the night are thought to be disease ridden, filthy, slime cunted and addicted to heroin. THIS IS GARBAGE; the industry is pretty darn healthy as the CDC (American Centre Center for Disease Control) recently revealed that the prevalence of HIV in the industry is far less than that of the general population (another stereotype put to rest); this ofcourse is based on a very limited study and does not take into account prostitution as a result of human trafficking and other illegal and largely inhumane activities which should be banned for the sake of both our industries …….yes, I do have a heart and a moral imperitive; though I rarely choose to act upon it ………
I’ve also always found it interesting how clients relate to prostitution and how they feel about it; most people I’ve talked to seem to mirror what most studies have concluded. They say that it’s because it’s easier, less complicated and you get exactly what you want from the relationship namely some fun, drinking and dancing and none of the drama everyone is afraid of essentially none of the maintenance and all of the benefits of a fun ride (no pun intended). I’ve personally always loved the drama that comes with a relationship; the fights, the making up, the going out to restaurants that nobody else goes to for fear of seeing someone you know …… fucking brilliant …. especially the fights ….. I could never keep a straight face and would end up laughing through the whole thing ….. explains why the longest relationship I’ve had lasted 2 weeks ….. I digress ….. apologies ….
I also think that there’s also a need for female contact that many people in our society lack, this makes social development skewed and by and large leads to a person going for a paid discreet type of thing rather than an awkward courtship which most people won’t approve of in the first place. Then there’s also the simple excuse for going to a hooker ….. “she’s fuckin’ hot and I’m fucking horny” …….. This is especially true of my married bretheren who seem to think that they have to cheat on thier wives as a requirement after a certain age …… fucking idiots don’t know when they have a good thing going ….
But then again some reports seem to say that most prostitutes tend to hate their job, want to kill themselves and have suffered some form of childhood trauma. I suppose that’s another thing that it has with medicine, we all hear about the good doctors who honestly enjoy their work and those of us who are abused by it and just want to die or kill the bastards who come in sick everyday …..
At the end of the day I doubt that anybody would be happy about or enjoy the idea of prostitution being on the rise but unless and until we become more mature in the way we handle relationships with the opposite sex its just one more thing we all know exists but never talk about (making it one of many industries that’ll never have health and safety standards, moral ones or any form of sanctioned regulation ……)
And anyone who thinks that prostitutes deserve to get raped, beaten and drugged up should just have a conversation with one of them at their local casualty …….. you can’t help but salute our working women for the shit they have to put up with day in and day out ….. from the law, society and the four year old adults they serve day in and day out.
*Yes, sting is infact the shit ……
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Feb 28th 2009 • 15:02
by blasha
“especially the fights ….. I could never keep a straight face and would end up laughing through the whole thing ….. explains why the longest relationship I’ve had lasted 2 weeks”….. story of my life!
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Feb 28th 2009 • 15:02
by Delicately Realistic
Heheh kind of lost me at some places….prolly cuz im sleepy…
FInd that hard to believe about the HIV, i mean ur a man of science, do the math, i guess the study sample wasnt that big…anyways…only way to explain it is the use of condoms, would be interested to know what the stats for other STDs like herpes/syphillis/hepatitis were in that same study.
And the moment i read that first paragraph u reminded me of the patients who enjoy getting a Foley’s fixed. Always make me feel so dirty afterwards. Im not meant to be causing that kind of pleasure.
WAI3!
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Feb 28th 2009 • 18:02
by FourMe
One hell of a comparison! Quite interesting though..
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Feb 28th 2009 • 21:02
by shwaish
ok ok ok wait hehehe so ur saying a prostitutes job and a doctors job in kuwait are essentially the same, right? i agree, madre laish but i agree but i also think ino private hospital and clinics doctors arnt as used and abused as government hospitals/clinic doctors, in fact i feel rather used and abused by my hadi clinic butt fuck doctors!! except for my dentist, my sexiya dentist. a7ibha :**
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Feb 28th 2009 • 23:02
by Ansam
OK I am not hinting at anything here! I swear… but did you know that in Cuba, doctors prostitute themselves?
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Mar 1st 2009 • 04:03
by plastic
I’m so fucking sick of going to nearly empty restaurants .The great ! You’re forgiven .
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Mar 1st 2009 • 09:03
by jason
have you ever read Vollman? his writing on prostitutes is amazing.
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Mar 1st 2009 • 16:03
by justme
prostitution is morally degrading.. to be a piece of meat and just lie there.. can’t even imagine.. but then again, whts the difference between being a prostitue and working anywhere in kwt? in both cases, you get fucked.. atleast in the former u might get an orgasm..
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Mar 1st 2009 • 16:03
by Ruby Woo
I don’t blame prostitutes. They’re just making a living, since they have no other way. I get a man who resorts in having sex by paying for it, but why would married men do that if they have one at home for FREE!
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 01:03
by KTDP
D.R. : I suppose you’re right. But then again one could argue that because most are fairly young, far more educated in safe sex practices then their predecessors and because of the better standard of healthcare one might expect the incedence of STDs to be relatively low.
FourMe: Thankyou
Shwaish: … my point exactly …..
Ansam: First I’ve heard of it. A link would very much be appreciated. I’ll update the post with it. Cuba has one of the best healthcare systems all round though.
Plastic: …. worst part is that no matter how bad the place is you’ll always bump into someone you know ……
Jason: Read some of his work (articles mainly) . Not as much as I’d like to though.
Justme: interestingly very few prostitutes would orgasm with their clients. Even more interestingly very few would describe their career as being a bad one.
Ruby Woo: ….. married men just need to feel like they’ve “still got it” ….. or at least that’s what most of them tell me …..
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 04:03
by cynceirili
you rock! i love this site.. also i dont mean this in a bad way but you need to get laid! we should find you someone
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 04:03
by KTDP
cynceirili: all your efforts in that department would be greatly appreciated.
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 13:03
by Adernaline
So u mean that prostitution is better than doctoring?
i agree, at least they get paid for getting fucked… but in your case the getting fucked part comes as un expected guest and unpaid for.
No getting fucked بدل
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 15:03
by eldctora
” married men just need to feel like they’ve “still got it” ….. or at least that’s what most of them tell me …..”
still got WHAT exactly? money to BUY a prostitue? mo sh6ara u sleep with a prostitue .. mafeha ta3b oo allah y3afe el dnaner el mg6e6a kl mukan
y3ny a7la shay el “thrill of the chase.” that’s wht makes it so exciting
if they wana prove they “still got it” a7sen lhum they try to seduce someone to hv sex with them willingly mo pay someone for it.. its just pathetic and sad..
i hv nothing against prostitues.. its a buisness.. bs its sad for the men.. to think lahldrja they r desperate.. y3ny ma3qola ma7d yabeek? lazm tdf3 someone to fake it?
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 15:03
by eldctora
prostitutes*
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 16:03
by KTDP
eldctora: you’re assuming that married men are smart. You are also assuming that married men know what they are doing when they get married and that all marriages are built on trust, love and a prolonged period of courtship. You are also assuming that the thrill of the chase is just as important to most people as the sex is, and that most adults in this society tend to have an intimate relationship openly. All of the above is sadly untrue we live in a society laced in an element of the juvenile taboo we’ve all fallen under in recent years (yes, you read right …. all this garbage people think is traditional is pretty recent in this country and in our culture)
Then there’s the fact that most ladies of the night are charming, funny and pretty easy going making them appealing regardless of whether or not money is involved. I’ve even had some of them (who were my patients on more than one occasion …. wearing away the nights tipple) describe it as something like a date they get paid for…….
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 16:03
by KTDP
Adrenaline: not in so many word no. I’m saying that prostitution is like any other industry and that us doctors are no better …… you get as good as you give and sometimes you just have to sleep it off and hope that the next day is better…
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Mar 2nd 2009 • 17:03
by eldctora
most ppl hv intimate relationships.. just not openly.. lke i said, i hv nothing against prostitutes.. i’m sure the r nice, charming, etc but why resort to paying sm1 when u can just aseasily hv it for free? especially in kwt. dnt gv me its a closed society bullshit.. girls r hven sex right and left.. i’m not assuming men hv marriges based on love, trust, and stuff.. i’msaying if the want to prove they still got it they shud go out there and actually hv someone willingly spend the night with them.. mo pay a woman to prove they are men.. b3dyn u dnt hv to be in a relationship to hv sex..
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Mar 3rd 2009 • 08:03
by KTDP
eldoctora: I suppose you are right in one sense but money isn’t the only aspect that appeals when someone is married. Another good thing about prostitutes is that they tend to not have any of the hassle and will never invade into your personally life making it very hard for your significant other to find find out about it (or so most men think …..)
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Mar 3rd 2009 • 15:03
by eldctora
being a prostitue is better than studying this shit..
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Mar 4th 2009 • 02:03
by MBH
Interesting comparison!
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Mar 4th 2009 • 03:03
by Kharbota
adry out of topic
but i want that red fishnet stockings in the picture above
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
by the way i did a mini synopsis for you
i’m just slow when it comes to posting on my blog so let me get used to it
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Mar 4th 2009 • 13:03
by KTDP
eldectora: she finally gets my point …..
MBH: thankyou
Kharbota: thanyou for the synopsis ….. it helped alot ….
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Mar 4th 2009 • 15:03
by MBH
Why is the dude looking up more than he should? I think the thing he wants is lower…
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Mar 4th 2009 • 15:03
by Silver
fucking idiots don’t know when they have a good thing going …
Best sentence in the post.
Story of my life sadly..
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Mar 6th 2009 • 13:03
by eldctora
well.. i was told once ena i would make a fortune by being a ” lingrie model” .. soo 9ar ma 9ar oo i didnt make it in medicine.. i have a backup plan lol
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Mar 9th 2009 • 00:03
by kharbota
you are al3an mini when it comes to posting
yallah time for new topic
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Mar 10th 2009 • 03:03
by KTDP
MBH: prolly a breast man.
Silver: thankyou …. compliments are always welcome
eldctora: ……. no offense …… but erm ….. time is running out …… (you’ll be 24ish by the time you become a doctor and models start at 16. Look-up brooke shields on wikipedia)
Kharbota: post is finally up. had some teething problems with chartsandnumbers.
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Mar 26th 2009 • 20:03
by Vixen
Ruby: If all married got free sex life would be full of married men ;-/ doesn’t it get boring after some time anyways?
KTDP, when will you start writing in newspapers and magazines, I want to read your columns over breakfast : )
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