Medical Slang
Learn the lingo kids:
404 error: missing file/document/CAT scan etc
Goomer/ C&Ts/Cabbages and turnips: Comatosed patients
Rear Admiral: Procotolgist, ass doctor,
ALP (ACUTE LEAD POISONING) Gun Shot Wound
Ass Grapes: Hemorriods, the kind that tend to hang out.
C in C (Crack in Crack): Anal Fissure (more on that later)
Bordeux: Blood stained Urine
AGMI: Ain’t Gonna Make it
AHF: Acute Hissy Fit
HYS: Hystrical
APTFRAN: Apply pillow to face, repeat as needed.
ATS: Acute thespian syndrome (faking it)
B-52: 5mg Haldol + 2mg Ativan (yisda7 feel)
Baby Catcher/ Stork Whisperer: Obs and Gynea Specialist (baby/mommy doctor)
BBCs: Bumps, Bruises and Cuts.(i.e. nothing serious)
Pecker Checker: Urologists- usually specialising in STDs or STIs
Jock/QB/Blade: Surgeon
Gas man, Gas Jocky, Gaswallah: Aneasthetist
Cath Jocky: Cardiologist
BMW: Bitch Moan and Whine
Brothel Sprouts: Genital Warts
Calling Doctor Blue = I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with him
Celestial Discharge: Dead
CHAOS: Chronic Hurts All over Syndrome
Chocolate Hostage: Constipation
Cockoo= CCU= Cardiac Care Unit
Dilligaf (“dillygaf”): Do I look Like I Give a Fuck.
DPS: Droppy Penis Syndrome.
ELFs: Evil Little Fuckers= Annoying Kids
FABIANS: Felt Awful But I’m Alright Now Syndrome.
The Sad fact is that I’ve yet to use any of these terms in Kuwait …. it’ll only add to the chaos and turmoil.
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Apr 29th 2008 • 03:04
by UzF
first of all, it is lEvator labii alaeque nasI. you have to get your prayers straight.
congratulations on the new website.. keep posting because i’m interested in what you have to say.
and remember, they are all liers!
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Apr 29th 2008 • 06:04
by pink
b-52? LOL yeah without the hang over.i want some of that STAT ;P
and god! brothel sprout..u docs r really evil ppl
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Apr 29th 2008 • 11:04
by Delicately Realistic
Ah ! Dont we have enough medical terms to memorise ?! Bs i must admit, some were funny.
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May 31st 2008 • 20:05
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Jul 4th 2008 • 02:07
by Abii Omii Abi Oboy
I’ll use them with you!.. But ofcourse you’d have to wait another 6 years for me to graduate from med school :p
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