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BOOBIES ! …… YAY!

Courtesy of the Magic Candy Store that is Flicker Flickr …. apologies …..

We all love them. Big, small, flabby, rounded, white or tanned and golden brown …… and then there’s the nipples ….. those gosh darn nipples; puffy, pointed, large or small. We all love our boobies ….. as a nation, a species and a people.

And don’t go thinking that women hate theirs or are indifferent towards them. Studies tend to all agree that women have just as much to say about their breasts as men do (as they should). I think we tend to have an obsession with them because they’re one of those things that we tend to associate strongly with feminity (kind of like how we associate a six pack and huge pecks with spartans …… even though we can’t really say hand on heart that they all looked like steroid soaked Adonis’s we have them portrayed as in our movies ….. you’d think that someone who fought in a couple of hundred battles would at least have a limp by the time he hit 30 or lost a finger to some persian army captain etc.)

So having established their love affair with the wonder that is the female cleavage most people would logically want to take this obsession a step further …… many would infact think that if two breasts were hot then three would be a bizillion times as hot.

Left Image shows Accessory Breast and nipple (Polythelia is what most doctors call it … I call it a pink mole ….) and on the right a 3rd breast on the torso …… somehow I can’t see myself drooling over it at a burlesque ….. ohwell … you want more, you get more I suppose ……

Sadly, as anybody who has actually had a third, fourth or fifth breast (approximatly 1% of the population have at least one extra nubbin, nipple or breast) will tell you …… it’s rather of underwhelming ….. all you get to see is a rather big lump that’s painful whenever you have your periods …. sometimes you get a nipple and sometimes you don’t …. and in most cases it’s not exactly where you want it to be because breasts tend to appear along special areas called Mammery lines which are areas where all mammals (including four legged ones) tend to develop their nipples (think about where cows, cats and rabbits have theirs and you’ll get the idea).

A little Cartoon of  Mammary Lines and before you ask yes, somebody did get a boob right next to her hoo hoo and yes she did end up taking it out ….

There was even one 22 year old lady with nipples on the soles of her feet ….. Had they known about it I’m sure that places like The Foot Fetish Directory, Soles’N'Toes.com, and fruityfoot.net * would have probably had her set for life ……  (wonder if she had it removed after ?)

Now that’s some other kind of fucked up …. even for my standards ……

As with most weird anomalies having a multiple breasts (polymastia) used to a symbol of the divine and featured in many idols in ancient Greek culture and there have been quite a few accounts if it occurring in royalty (Ann Boleyn, mother of Elizabeth the first) and celebs of varying calibre; naturally, as with anything else on the planet including potatoes there a blog for it fittingly called The Superfluous Nipple.

* No, I do not frequent those sites, and no I don’t have a foot fetish; although my porn collection is vast and varied it does not cover that particular niche I’m afraid ……..

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